WHO WEARS THE PANTS?



WHO WEARS THE PANTS? and How times have changed since
our parents got married....

Mike was going to be married to Laurie, so his father sat him down for a little fireside chat......He says, "Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and handed them to your mother, and said, "Here - try these on."

She did and said, "These are too big, I can't wear them."

I replied, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will." Ever since that night we have never had any
problems."

"Hmmm," says Mike. He thinks that might be a good
thing to try. On his honeymoon, Mike takes off his pants and says to Laurie, "Here try these on"

She does and says, "These are too large, they
don't fit me." Mike says, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will, and I don't want you to ever forget
that."


Then Laurie takes off her pants and hands them to
Mike and says, "Here you try on mine."


He does and says,! "I can't get into your pants."

Laurie says, "Exactly. And if you don't change
your smart A$$ attitude, you never will."


HEHE