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I get those promos too..ure sounds good dont it? No wonder so many are taken in.
If they added a grain of truth along with it, it might read a bit more like this:
(This post has been edited to reflect sincerity)
It's the last weekend in April and things are buzzing at Bingo Vega! Join us tonight for our $5 free games at 11PM in the Milky Way or our Friday night high roller tournament! Can't make it tonight? No problem!
We are willing to take your money any day of the week and promise you a hassle packed adventure trying to withdraw.
We have our weekly $5,000 Cash Party on Saturday night, and 12 hours of 2 x $100 guaranteed games on Sunday from noon to midnight! It's going to be fun from top to bottom this whole weekend at Bingo Vega!
Our guaranteed games mean that someone is going to win, whether it is a regular roomie or one of our designated winners, so hurry and deposit...deposit....deposit. If we dont find you guilty of multiple accounts or being disruptive in our pristeen chat room, the possibilities of you becoming a legendary winner and actually withdrawing will rise exponentially with your azzz kissing skills and humble, misguided loyalty to the vega site.
So get the word out about Bingo Vega! :)
From Scott Andersens own mouth to every ear of every online bingo player. LOL
_________________ My candle burns at both ends, it will not last the night
but,oh my friends... and ahhh my foes,
it gives a lovely light
__Edna St.Vincent Milay
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