A girl from New Jersey and a girl from the west coast were seated side by side on an airplane.

The girl from New Jersey, being friendly and all said, "So, where ya from?"

The west coast girl said, "From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence."

The girl from New Jersey sat quietly for a few moments and then replied: "So, where ya from.... bitch?"

ROFLMAOOOOOO!!!

I heard a similar one about Harvard and Yale students.....

Two young gentlemen were in a public restroom and got into conversation while "doing their thing." After finishing their job, they moved on and as they headed towards the sink area, the Harvard gentleman stopped to wash his hands and said to the Yale gentleman, who appeared to be leaving without first washing his hands, "You know, at Harvard, we're taught to wash our hands after we pee." With a smile, the Yale gentleman replied, "And at Yale we're taught not to piss on our hands!"

LMAOOO, good one Bren.