A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Could you please
come over here and help me? I have a killer jigsaw puzzle,
and I can't figure out how to get started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What's it supposed to be when it's
finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box,
it's a rooster."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the
puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle
spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then
turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we
do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into
anything resembling a rooster."

He takes her hand. "Secondly, I want you to relax.
Let's have a nice cup of hot chocolate, and then..." he
says with a deep sigh, glancing back at the table,


"Let's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box."

Guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move.

"You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk."

The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to the guy, "What would you like to discuss?"

"Oh, I don't know," says the guy, smiling. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff -- grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?"

The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea."

"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know s**t?"