You don't even have to be a Mother to enjoy this one...

Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the
meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how beautiful
Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was.

Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian
and Stephanie, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course
of the evening, while watching the two react, she started to wonder if
there was more between Brian and Stephanie than met the eye. Reading his
mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you Stephanie and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the ! beautiful silver
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Brian said, "Well,
I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just t o be sure.

So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mom: I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the
house, I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the
fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for
dinner.
Love, Brian

Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that
read:

Dear Son: I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with
Stephanie, I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains that
if Stephanie is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy
ladle by now.

Love, Mom

LESSON OF THE DAY ... NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER


DON'T HESITATE, REGULATE!!!
CJ