A man, while playing on the front nine of a
complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course.

Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He
walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing.
She replied, "I'm on the 7th hole, and you are a hole
behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole."
He thanked her and went back to his golf.
On the back nine the same thing happened; and he
approached her again with the same request.
She said, "I'm on the 14th hole, you are a hole behind
me, so you must be on the 13th hole."

Once again he thanked her and returned to his play. He
finished his round and went to the clubhouse where he saw the same lady sitting at the end of the bar. He asked the bartender if he knew the lady.
The bartender said that she was a sales lady and played the course
often.
He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a drink in
appreciation for your help. I understand that you are in the sales
profession. I'm in sales, also. What do you sell?"
She replied, "If I tell you, you'll laugh."

"No, I won't", he responded.

"Well, if you must know," she answered, "I work for
Tampax."

With that, he laughed so hard he almost lost his
breath.
She said, "See I knew you would laugh."
"That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied. "I'm a
salesman for Preparation H, so I'm still a hole behind you."